1 00:00:02,089 --> 00:00:04,223 Make way for your king Richard, swine! 2 00:00:04,224 --> 00:00:05,723 Thanks, Gareth. 3 00:00:05,725 --> 00:00:07,859 Hi, everyone. I'd like to swing now. 4 00:00:08,929 --> 00:00:09,994 Oh! 5 00:00:11,498 --> 00:00:13,432 Look, Gareth, no hands! 6 00:00:13,433 --> 00:00:14,533 Very impressive, My King. 7 00:00:14,534 --> 00:00:15,701 Isn't your king impressive? 8 00:00:15,702 --> 00:00:17,436 [Applause] 9 00:00:17,437 --> 00:00:19,071 10 00:00:19,072 --> 00:00:20,472 Ta-da! 11 00:00:20,473 --> 00:00:23,075 Your king made a sand castle. Praise him! 12 00:00:23,076 --> 00:00:24,343 Greatest castle ever, My King. 13 00:00:24,344 --> 00:00:25,678 You're my hero, My King. 14 00:00:25,679 --> 00:00:27,746 Would you like me to write you a theme song, My King? 15 00:00:27,747 --> 00:00:28,714 Shut up, Menken. 16 00:00:28,715 --> 00:00:29,515 Applause! 17 00:00:29,516 --> 00:00:30,949 [Applause] 18 00:00:36,590 --> 00:00:37,856 Enough! 19 00:00:37,857 --> 00:00:39,758 They cheer because I'm king 20 00:00:39,759 --> 00:00:42,127 and because they're scared, 21 00:00:42,128 --> 00:00:43,596 not because of anything I do. 22 00:00:43,597 --> 00:00:45,798 Your king had a realization. 23 00:00:45,799 --> 00:00:47,566 - Cheer his realization! - Yay. 24 00:00:47,567 --> 00:00:49,535 I'm no hero. 25 00:00:49,536 --> 00:00:51,470 I'm a phony. 26 00:00:51,471 --> 00:00:54,406 27 00:00:54,407 --> 00:00:57,977 Will my day ever come? 28 00:00:57,978 --> 00:01:01,513 Will my moment arrive? 29 00:01:01,514 --> 00:01:08,854 Will I ever be more than just some poor, fat loser? 30 00:01:08,855 --> 00:01:13,425 Do I ever become the hero? 31 00:01:13,426 --> 00:01:16,862 Will I wed the girl I love? 32 00:01:16,863 --> 00:01:22,601 Am I going to get to touch her boobs? 33 00:01:22,602 --> 00:01:24,269 I'm not telling you. You're a child. 34 00:01:24,270 --> 00:01:27,239 - What? Who are you? - I'm you... In the future. 35 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:28,073 Cool. 36 00:01:28,074 --> 00:01:29,141 Oh, God. 37 00:01:29,142 --> 00:01:31,543 Will I be a good king? 38 00:01:31,544 --> 00:01:33,145 Not really 39 00:01:33,146 --> 00:01:35,147 Loved by all that I rule? 40 00:01:35,148 --> 00:01:36,815 Nope, sorry 41 00:01:36,816 --> 00:01:42,121 Do I stand up and fight for truth and right and good? 42 00:01:42,122 --> 00:01:43,455 Let's see now 43 00:01:43,456 --> 00:01:44,757 No, no, no 44 00:01:44,758 --> 00:01:47,660 Will I go on some grand adventures 45 00:01:47,661 --> 00:01:48,794 Well... 46 00:01:48,795 --> 00:01:51,497 With my closest, bestest chum? 47 00:01:51,498 --> 00:01:53,165 Not exactly 48 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:57,770 When will that day come? 49 00:01:57,771 --> 00:01:59,705 It's never gonna come, is it? 50 00:01:59,706 --> 00:02:03,575 Is it hopeless? 51 00:02:03,576 --> 00:02:07,112 Am I useless? 52 00:02:07,113 --> 00:02:12,984 Are we doomed to be completely lame? 53 00:02:14,888 --> 00:02:18,590 Will my star ever rise? 54 00:02:18,591 --> 00:02:22,761 Will my life ever change? 55 00:02:22,762 --> 00:02:29,635 Am I destined to be achievement-free forever? 56 00:02:29,636 --> 00:02:34,306 I don't need all my dreams to happen 57 00:02:34,307 --> 00:02:36,175 Or a bunch 58 00:02:36,176 --> 00:02:38,142 Or even some 59 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:44,683 Will my day 60 00:02:44,684 --> 00:02:54,158 Ever come? 61 00:02:56,596 --> 00:02:57,896 What? 62 00:02:57,897 --> 00:03:00,099 I'm singing a duet with my inner child. 63 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:01,467 [Thudding] 64 00:03:01,468 --> 00:03:03,402 Oh, like I give a monkey's butt what you think. 65 00:03:03,403 --> 00:03:05,404 A zombie army's about to break through that door. 66 00:03:05,405 --> 00:03:06,839 We'll be dead in minutes anyway. 67 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,141 [Shouting, bass thumping] 68 00:03:09,142 --> 00:03:11,343 What is that noise? 69 00:03:11,344 --> 00:03:14,213 Last time I heard that was in the Enchanted Forest. 70 00:03:14,214 --> 00:03:18,217 Will wonders never cease? 71 00:03:18,218 --> 00:03:22,988 Another army approaches and under a rainbow. 72 00:03:22,989 --> 00:03:25,257 I'm kind of digging this beat. 73 00:03:25,258 --> 00:03:26,358 Yes. 74 00:03:26,359 --> 00:03:29,294 75 00:03:29,295 --> 00:03:33,265 Men and women of the second season! 76 00:03:33,266 --> 00:03:34,967 Attack! 77 00:03:34,968 --> 00:03:36,702 [Army shouting] 78 00:03:36,703 --> 00:03:37,770 If I pull this off, 79 00:03:37,771 --> 00:03:39,772 he's definitely giving me health insurance. 80 00:03:39,773 --> 00:03:40,606 [Screams] 81 00:03:40,607 --> 00:03:43,833 Galavant - S02E10 - Season Finale The One True King (To Unite Them All) 82 00:03:44,644 --> 00:03:45,909 Sid: Hello?! 83 00:03:46,124 --> 00:03:48,292 Anyone in there?! 84 00:03:49,093 --> 00:03:50,994 That depends on who it is. 85 00:03:50,995 --> 00:03:53,963 'Tis I, Sid of Sidneyland! 86 00:03:53,964 --> 00:03:55,231 Sid? 87 00:03:55,232 --> 00:03:56,733 Why are you talking so weird? 88 00:03:56,735 --> 00:03:58,903 I was trying something, and it didn't work! 89 00:03:58,903 --> 00:04:01,805 Can you open up the gate?! It's pretty intense out here! 90 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:03,372 Oh, fine. Open the gate. 91 00:04:06,777 --> 00:04:08,011 Sid! 92 00:04:08,012 --> 00:04:10,013 We broke through their lines. 93 00:04:10,014 --> 00:04:11,715 We can't hold them forever. 94 00:04:11,716 --> 00:04:12,849 Sid, what are you doing here? 95 00:04:12,850 --> 00:04:15,018 After I ran off, I went in search of an army 96 00:04:15,019 --> 00:04:17,587 so I could redeem myself for accidentally killing you. 97 00:04:17,588 --> 00:04:18,655 Wait. What? 98 00:04:18,656 --> 00:04:20,223 You know, it's really hard to find one. 99 00:04:20,224 --> 00:04:21,558 - Oh, tell me about it. - No kidding. 100 00:04:21,559 --> 00:04:23,493 But then I wandered into the Enchanted Forest 101 00:04:23,494 --> 00:04:25,128 for a drink, not knowing it was a... 102 00:04:25,130 --> 00:04:25,962 - you knew. - You knew. 103 00:04:25,963 --> 00:04:27,130 - He knew. - Yeah, I knew. 104 00:04:27,131 --> 00:04:28,832 When they heard that Galavant needed help, 105 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:30,133 they took up arms. 106 00:04:30,134 --> 00:04:32,536 And so did the pirates and the Dwarves and Giants. 107 00:04:32,537 --> 00:04:35,038 And Princess Jubilee's entourage did the same thing. 108 00:04:35,039 --> 00:04:37,207 And they didn't even know you. [Chuckles] 109 00:04:37,208 --> 00:04:39,442 I-is the pirate king with you? I love that guy. 110 00:04:39,443 --> 00:04:41,711 Yeah, we... We couldn't afford him 111 00:04:41,712 --> 00:04:43,914 or the leader of the Giants or Jubilee 112 00:04:43,915 --> 00:04:45,782 or really anyone else recognizable. 113 00:04:45,783 --> 00:04:47,117 You saved us all. 114 00:04:47,118 --> 00:04:48,251 [Both laugh] 115 00:04:48,252 --> 00:04:49,785 Well done, Sid. 116 00:04:51,022 --> 00:04:53,890 Right. It's time to do this. 117 00:04:53,891 --> 00:04:56,993 With the extra numbers, we should be able to turn the tide. 118 00:04:56,994 --> 00:04:59,496 Gareth, you and I are gonna go through the center 119 00:04:59,497 --> 00:05:02,132 and try and draw Wormwood and Madalena's attention. 120 00:05:02,133 --> 00:05:04,634 Isabella, take Richard on horseback and flank them. 121 00:05:04,635 --> 00:05:06,536 Then we'll meet you on the hillside. 122 00:05:06,537 --> 00:05:08,238 And I promise... After this, 123 00:05:08,239 --> 00:05:10,140 I'll never leave your side again. 124 00:05:10,141 --> 00:05:13,276 Ah, someone's daughter's gonna get a little woop-woop tonight. 125 00:05:13,277 --> 00:05:15,111 What the hell is wrong with you? 126 00:05:15,112 --> 00:05:16,379 I honestly have no idea. 127 00:05:16,380 --> 00:05:18,281 Everybody... 128 00:05:18,282 --> 00:05:20,250 Let's move out! 129 00:05:20,251 --> 00:05:23,285 130 00:05:27,525 --> 00:05:29,826 Looks like they want to make a game of it. 131 00:05:29,827 --> 00:05:32,162 Ha! Fine by me. 132 00:05:32,163 --> 00:05:33,263 Doo d'doo doo doo 133 00:05:33,264 --> 00:05:34,798 Please stop. We already sang that one. 134 00:05:34,799 --> 00:05:37,167 Sorry. It's just ridiculously catchy. 135 00:05:37,168 --> 00:05:38,635 And I don't care about anyone else. 136 00:05:38,636 --> 00:05:40,437 Gareth does not get hurt. 137 00:05:40,438 --> 00:05:42,339 Very well, My Queen. 138 00:05:42,340 --> 00:05:46,409 Random thought... There's some very vicious-looking weapons in the armory. 139 00:05:46,410 --> 00:05:50,013 Now that you're the dark queen, why don't you go and pick on out? 140 00:05:50,014 --> 00:05:52,482 Give you that... iconic look. 141 00:05:52,483 --> 00:05:54,751 And do you promise that Gareth will be fine? 142 00:05:54,752 --> 00:05:57,086 Ooh, pinkie swear. 143 00:05:58,422 --> 00:06:01,491 [Ominous music plays] 144 00:06:01,492 --> 00:06:03,727 Yes. 145 00:06:03,728 --> 00:06:05,227 [Grunts] 146 00:06:07,431 --> 00:06:09,431 Hey, guys, I found a way out! 147 00:06:11,936 --> 00:06:13,470 Whoa! Really. 148 00:06:13,471 --> 00:06:15,372 Sorry, that exit is closed. 149 00:06:15,373 --> 00:06:16,905 Come on! This way! 150 00:06:18,509 --> 00:06:19,375 Shoop-ah! 151 00:06:20,645 --> 00:06:23,880 [Zombies hissing] 152 00:06:23,881 --> 00:06:27,683 Hmm. What to choose. 153 00:06:30,554 --> 00:06:33,623 Ooh, queenie likey. 154 00:06:33,624 --> 00:06:36,092 Remember me? 155 00:06:36,093 --> 00:06:38,294 Oh, don't be so rhetorical. 156 00:06:38,295 --> 00:06:41,297 157 00:06:41,298 --> 00:06:43,133 And that hooky thing is mine. 158 00:06:43,134 --> 00:06:45,201 I've been locked in a dungeon and a jewelry box. 159 00:06:45,202 --> 00:06:47,070 I've been engaged to my 11-year-old cousin. 160 00:06:47,071 --> 00:06:49,873 I spent the better part of two years in the same outfit. 161 00:06:49,874 --> 00:06:52,308 I am getting my happy ending. 162 00:06:52,309 --> 00:06:54,210 Okay, then. 163 00:06:54,211 --> 00:06:57,347 164 00:06:57,348 --> 00:06:59,115 [Bones cracks] 165 00:06:59,116 --> 00:07:00,316 Bring it. 166 00:07:00,317 --> 00:07:01,250 Boom. 167 00:07:03,154 --> 00:07:04,953 There's too many of them! 168 00:07:05,956 --> 00:07:07,724 [Chuckles evilly] 169 00:07:07,725 --> 00:07:11,061 You must be the Mr. Wormwood I've heard so much about. 170 00:07:11,062 --> 00:07:14,664 Oh, King Richard, I presume. 171 00:07:14,665 --> 00:07:16,466 You know when you presume, 172 00:07:16,467 --> 00:07:18,702 you make a "pres" out of "u" and "me." 173 00:07:18,703 --> 00:07:21,036 - Sorry, what... What does that mean? - Not sure. 174 00:07:23,207 --> 00:07:24,174 Care to dance? 175 00:07:24,175 --> 00:07:25,709 - Love to. - Excellent. 176 00:07:25,710 --> 00:07:26,743 Let's be clear, right? 177 00:07:26,744 --> 00:07:29,913 When you say "dance," you mean "fight." You don't really want to dance. 178 00:07:29,914 --> 00:07:31,848 - Correct... fight, not dance. - Yeah. 179 00:07:31,849 --> 00:07:33,516 Sorry, d-did you want to dance? 180 00:07:33,517 --> 00:07:35,652 No. Ri... Come on, kind of weird. 181 00:07:35,653 --> 00:07:37,220 You know, sorry. This face-off isn't going great. 182 00:07:37,221 --> 00:07:38,288 Would mind if we started over? 183 00:07:38,289 --> 00:07:39,155 Yeah, sure. 184 00:07:39,156 --> 00:07:41,057 [Clears throat] 185 00:07:41,058 --> 00:07:43,326 Well, well, well. 186 00:07:43,327 --> 00:07:46,830 If it isn't the soon-to-be-dead Mr. Wormwood. 187 00:07:46,831 --> 00:07:49,399 Oh, much better. 188 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:52,234 189 00:08:05,549 --> 00:08:06,416 Are you done? 190 00:08:06,417 --> 00:08:08,951 [Both grunting] 191 00:08:26,470 --> 00:08:28,036 [Whip cracks] 192 00:08:29,006 --> 00:08:30,173 [Sighs] 193 00:08:30,174 --> 00:08:32,442 I just had these done. 194 00:08:32,443 --> 00:08:33,643 [Screams] 195 00:08:33,644 --> 00:08:34,878 [Crackling] 196 00:08:34,879 --> 00:08:38,014 You know, you have no idea what that sword makes you do. 197 00:08:38,015 --> 00:08:39,349 Of course I do... 198 00:08:39,350 --> 00:08:40,316 Not. 199 00:08:40,317 --> 00:08:41,518 No, I don't. 200 00:08:41,519 --> 00:08:45,155 Well, it makes you the one true king to unite them all. 201 00:08:45,156 --> 00:08:45,989 It is? 202 00:08:45,990 --> 00:08:48,725 Yes. Pity, you're going to die. 203 00:08:48,726 --> 00:08:50,693 Well, we'll see about that. 204 00:08:50,694 --> 00:08:51,827 Aah! 205 00:08:53,297 --> 00:08:55,398 [Chuckles evilly] 206 00:08:55,399 --> 00:08:58,001 So, any last words? 207 00:08:58,002 --> 00:09:00,003 Just four. 208 00:09:00,004 --> 00:09:03,573 I have a dragon! 209 00:09:03,574 --> 00:09:06,576 Come on now, Tad Cooper. I super believe in you. 210 00:09:06,577 --> 00:09:08,977 Rain fire! 211 00:09:10,581 --> 00:09:12,215 No! 212 00:09:12,216 --> 00:09:14,818 Tad Cooper! 213 00:09:14,819 --> 00:09:17,520 Oh, no. 214 00:09:17,521 --> 00:09:19,289 Just open your eyes. 215 00:09:19,290 --> 00:09:20,523 You're okay! 216 00:09:20,524 --> 00:09:22,992 Tad Cooper? 217 00:09:22,993 --> 00:09:25,928 218 00:09:32,636 --> 00:09:34,303 [Grunting] 219 00:09:42,947 --> 00:09:46,082 You may have killed one dragon, 220 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:48,884 but you've awoken another. 221 00:09:53,404 --> 00:09:55,103 You killed my dragon. 222 00:09:55,105 --> 00:09:57,540 [Zombies hissing] 223 00:09:58,627 --> 00:10:00,226 [Crackling] 224 00:10:01,744 --> 00:10:02,510 No! 225 00:10:04,947 --> 00:10:06,213 They've stopped. 226 00:10:07,850 --> 00:10:08,784 Let's go. 227 00:10:08,785 --> 00:10:11,786 228 00:10:17,727 --> 00:10:19,360 [Both shout] 229 00:10:22,198 --> 00:10:23,731 Look. 230 00:10:25,201 --> 00:10:26,835 I can't believe that's the same guy 231 00:10:26,836 --> 00:10:29,271 who cried when he got jelly on his fancy pants. 232 00:10:29,272 --> 00:10:31,172 Good man! Get him! 233 00:10:35,211 --> 00:10:37,112 You killed my dragon. 234 00:10:37,113 --> 00:10:39,080 Look, dude, I was there. I know. 235 00:10:39,081 --> 00:10:40,382 Don't keep saying it. 236 00:10:40,383 --> 00:10:42,950 And it wasn't a dragon. It was a lizard. 237 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,687 Oh, nuggets. 238 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:46,655 Aah! 239 00:10:46,656 --> 00:10:48,122 [Screams] 240 00:10:50,426 --> 00:10:53,028 It's the one true king! 241 00:10:53,029 --> 00:10:54,129 Crazy. 242 00:10:54,130 --> 00:10:57,032 That's the same guy who cried when he got jelly on his fancy pants. 243 00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:59,100 I just said that. I said that exact thing. 244 00:10:59,101 --> 00:11:01,536 Sure, 'cause that's what's amazing right now. 245 00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:03,805 He was the one all along? 246 00:11:03,806 --> 00:11:06,341 You got to be [Bleep] kidding me. 247 00:11:06,342 --> 00:11:07,576 [Body thuds] 248 00:11:07,577 --> 00:11:09,511 I think I'll be taking that crown back now. 249 00:11:09,512 --> 00:11:12,146 250 00:11:16,652 --> 00:11:17,953 Tad Cooper? 251 00:11:17,954 --> 00:11:20,021 Buddy, you're alive? 252 00:11:20,022 --> 00:11:22,190 You had me so scared. 253 00:11:22,191 --> 00:11:25,093 You're not gonna believe what just happened. 254 00:11:25,094 --> 00:11:28,797 So, you're the one true king to unite them all. 255 00:11:28,798 --> 00:11:30,998 I guess I am. 256 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,001 I mean, who else could do this? 257 00:11:35,304 --> 00:11:36,004 Huh? 258 00:11:36,005 --> 00:11:37,072 Wait, what?! 259 00:11:37,073 --> 00:11:38,373 What?! 260 00:11:38,374 --> 00:11:39,641 Oh, my... 261 00:11:39,642 --> 00:11:41,676 Pretty freakin' cool, huh? 262 00:11:41,677 --> 00:11:42,910 Yeah! 263 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,115 Listen, I need you to take care of Tad Cooper for me. 264 00:11:47,116 --> 00:11:48,183 What? 265 00:11:48,184 --> 00:11:49,584 There's something I need to do. 266 00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:50,719 No, no, no, hang on. 267 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:52,654 I'm not looking after the lizard. 268 00:11:52,655 --> 00:11:54,989 He's a dragon! Hyah! 269 00:11:57,593 --> 00:11:59,027 [Sighs] 270 00:11:59,028 --> 00:12:00,161 Come on. 271 00:12:00,162 --> 00:12:02,697 Oh, I don't need your help! 272 00:12:02,698 --> 00:12:03,964 Maddie, stop. 273 00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:07,269 Let's just put it all behind us and move on. 274 00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:08,303 I can't. 275 00:12:08,304 --> 00:12:09,638 Yes, you can. 276 00:12:09,639 --> 00:12:11,406 Because I love you. 277 00:12:11,407 --> 00:12:15,043 And I promise you we can spend the rest of our lives together being terrible, 278 00:12:15,044 --> 00:12:17,512 even if we're not as totally terrible as you want. 279 00:12:17,513 --> 00:12:20,348 It's too late for me. 280 00:12:20,349 --> 00:12:23,818 I've tasted ultimate power, and I want more. 281 00:12:23,819 --> 00:12:25,453 [Sighs] 282 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:29,224 Gareth, I love you. 283 00:12:29,225 --> 00:12:31,760 More than you'll ever know. 284 00:12:31,761 --> 00:12:34,429 But this is who I am. 285 00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:36,264 I'm sorry. 286 00:12:36,265 --> 00:12:37,332 D'Dew! 287 00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:40,701 288 00:12:44,507 --> 00:12:46,408 I mean, I don't mean to sound like a jerk, Tad Cooper, 289 00:12:46,409 --> 00:12:49,244 but I really thought I was gonna be the one king to unite them all. 290 00:12:49,245 --> 00:12:52,213 If memory serves, you said something about a wedding. 291 00:12:52,214 --> 00:12:54,249 I mean, not that I need a wedding. 292 00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:57,052 I'm all about the deconstruction of the princess myth, 293 00:12:57,053 --> 00:12:59,087 but, uh, well, it's been a long year. 294 00:12:59,088 --> 00:13:00,855 And you said it, so what's up? 295 00:13:00,856 --> 00:13:04,559 I'm finished with adventure 296 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,761 Tired of my sword 297 00:13:06,762 --> 00:13:09,731 Those songs about my exploits 298 00:13:09,732 --> 00:13:12,200 Leave me kind of bored 299 00:13:12,201 --> 00:13:14,903 At last, I've seen the sunset 300 00:13:14,904 --> 00:13:17,639 I've been riding toward 301 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:23,244 A real-life happily ever after 302 00:13:23,245 --> 00:13:26,114 I'm done with all the intrigue 303 00:13:26,115 --> 00:13:27,983 Sick of kicking ass 304 00:13:27,984 --> 00:13:30,952 As far as seeking vengeance 305 00:13:30,953 --> 00:13:32,921 Frankly, I can pass 306 00:13:32,922 --> 00:13:38,927 I'm ready now for something of a different class 307 00:13:38,928 --> 00:13:43,164 A real-life happily ever after 308 00:13:43,165 --> 00:13:48,136 Screw the zombies and wizards and dragons 309 00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:53,742 All the magic I need is you 310 00:13:53,743 --> 00:13:55,410 [Sighs] 311 00:13:55,411 --> 00:13:58,079 I wanted to do a real proposal with a proper ring, 312 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,381 but, well, seeing as we're here... 313 00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:04,686 this will have to do. 314 00:14:04,687 --> 00:14:08,188 Will you, Princess Isabella Maria Lucia... 315 00:14:09,225 --> 00:14:09,991 Elisabetta! 316 00:14:09,992 --> 00:14:12,527 Elisabetta of Valencia, 317 00:14:12,528 --> 00:14:16,564 do me the greatest honor of becoming Mrs. Gary Galavant? 318 00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,199 Gary? 319 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,701 Is that short for something? 320 00:14:19,702 --> 00:14:21,102 No. 321 00:14:21,103 --> 00:14:23,571 Huh. I guess I always thought your first name was Galavant. 322 00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:26,808 Um... I'm still kneeling here. 323 00:14:26,809 --> 00:14:27,776 Oh! 324 00:14:27,777 --> 00:14:29,277 Oh, of course. I'm sorry. 325 00:14:29,278 --> 00:14:33,048 And...Oh, yes, I will marry you. 326 00:14:33,049 --> 00:14:34,616 [Laughs] 327 00:14:34,617 --> 00:14:37,919 A cottage by the seaside 328 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,721 With a beach to comb 329 00:14:39,722 --> 00:14:42,257 I can tend the garden 330 00:14:42,258 --> 00:14:44,592 I can write my poem 331 00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,261 - With seven - Three 332 00:14:46,262 --> 00:14:47,962 Small children 333 00:14:47,963 --> 00:14:50,799 Journey done, we're home 334 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:55,837 As epic endings go, it's rather small 335 00:14:55,838 --> 00:15:03,478 But it's real-life happily ever after 336 00:15:03,479 --> 00:15:11,419 After all 337 00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:14,055 [Shouts] 338 00:15:14,056 --> 00:15:16,157 I'm terribly sorry. 339 00:15:16,158 --> 00:15:17,892 But if you're planning a wedding, 340 00:15:17,893 --> 00:15:20,495 make sure you book the venue in soon 341 00:15:20,496 --> 00:15:22,964 because it's the very busy season. 342 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,364 [Groans] 343 00:15:29,507 --> 00:15:31,575 [Horse whinnies] 344 00:15:31,576 --> 00:15:34,678 345 00:15:35,679 --> 00:15:39,102 Officer, I had no idea I was going that fast. 346 00:15:39,183 --> 00:15:40,984 Thank you. Really? 347 00:15:40,985 --> 00:15:42,986 348 00:15:42,987 --> 00:15:44,854 [Chimes play] 349 00:15:44,855 --> 00:15:47,524 Now boarding "B" passengers only. 350 00:15:47,525 --> 00:15:50,659 "B" passengers to the Island of Spinster. 351 00:15:51,629 --> 00:15:53,730 Here's a cat and some chocolate. 352 00:15:53,731 --> 00:15:55,698 - [Cat meows] - Enjoy the trip. 353 00:15:55,699 --> 00:15:57,267 Thanks. 354 00:15:57,268 --> 00:15:58,535 Thank you. 355 00:15:58,536 --> 00:15:59,636 [Cat meows] 356 00:15:59,637 --> 00:16:02,738 357 00:16:05,743 --> 00:16:07,310 Hyah! 358 00:16:07,311 --> 00:16:09,011 Hyah! 359 00:16:10,615 --> 00:16:12,282 You can't park here. It's a red zone. 360 00:16:12,283 --> 00:16:13,350 Keep it! 361 00:16:13,351 --> 00:16:16,085 362 00:16:18,456 --> 00:16:20,490 Roberta, wait! 363 00:16:20,491 --> 00:16:24,294 Put down that cat. 364 00:16:24,295 --> 00:16:26,362 Wha... 365 00:16:28,266 --> 00:16:31,868 Richard, you're... You're alive? 366 00:16:31,869 --> 00:16:33,303 You didn't go to war? 367 00:16:33,304 --> 00:16:35,739 No, I did. But I didn't die. 368 00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:37,407 Quite the opposite, actually. 369 00:16:37,408 --> 00:16:39,843 I killed the bad guy and everything. 370 00:16:39,844 --> 00:16:41,577 Do you know what I discovered? 371 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:46,983 I may have accomplished everything I've ever dreamed of, 372 00:16:46,984 --> 00:16:51,321 but without you, it means absolutely nothing. 373 00:16:51,322 --> 00:16:52,622 [Crowd awws] 374 00:16:52,623 --> 00:16:55,125 Please don't get on that lonely ship to day-drink chablis. 375 00:16:55,126 --> 00:16:57,694 - Come live your li... - No, stop talking and kiss me. 376 00:16:57,695 --> 00:16:59,529 377 00:16:59,530 --> 00:17:00,496 Aww! Aww! Aww! 378 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:03,700 Wow. 379 00:17:03,701 --> 00:17:06,203 There's more where that came from. 380 00:17:06,204 --> 00:17:07,771 - Ew! - Ew! 381 00:17:07,772 --> 00:17:09,105 I love you so much. 382 00:17:09,106 --> 00:17:10,774 Enough already! 383 00:17:10,775 --> 00:17:12,008 Show-off. 384 00:17:12,009 --> 00:17:13,642 Yeah, this could get ugly. We should go. 385 00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:19,950 Do you, your highness, take this male model 386 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:22,586 - To be your wedded sp... - I do. 387 00:17:22,587 --> 00:17:26,089 Do you, good sir, take your social superior 388 00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:28,992 - To be your wedded sp... - Yes. I do. 389 00:17:28,993 --> 00:17:30,460 For richer, for poorer 390 00:17:30,461 --> 00:17:31,828 In sickness and health 391 00:17:31,829 --> 00:17:34,798 Through rampaging vikings and cannibal elves 392 00:17:34,799 --> 00:17:38,168 Through hobbits and bikers and dolphins with lasers 393 00:17:38,169 --> 00:17:39,869 And mutants and lawyers and... 394 00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:41,303 Oh, my God, just kiss the bride! 395 00:17:44,141 --> 00:17:45,442 Not yeasty. 396 00:17:45,443 --> 00:17:46,409 Or musty. 397 00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:49,912 398 00:17:53,217 --> 00:17:55,484 [Applause] 399 00:18:00,858 --> 00:18:03,760 So, there's the ever after, as promised all along 400 00:18:03,761 --> 00:18:06,529 Who better now to wrap it up and seal it with a song 401 00:18:06,530 --> 00:18:08,198 Except the monks? 402 00:18:08,199 --> 00:18:10,767 And, hey, we're the monks 403 00:18:10,768 --> 00:18:12,469 - We're the monks - That's right 404 00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:14,537 We're the genre-bending, Twitter-trending 405 00:18:14,538 --> 00:18:17,540 Bring-you-the-happy-ending monks 406 00:18:17,541 --> 00:18:21,878 And a new season burst all over the land 407 00:18:21,879 --> 00:18:23,213 With new hope 408 00:18:23,214 --> 00:18:26,616 Despite the whole feudal system 409 00:18:26,617 --> 00:18:30,053 The true rulers reassume their command 410 00:18:30,054 --> 00:18:34,958 The old tyrants, frankly nobody missed 'em 411 00:18:34,959 --> 00:18:36,760 The winners, they took all 412 00:18:36,761 --> 00:18:38,962 And all the losers, they got squat 413 00:18:38,963 --> 00:18:40,163 Hey, friend. 414 00:18:40,164 --> 00:18:43,198 I've decided to go and rescue Madalena from herself. 415 00:18:44,101 --> 00:18:45,802 Are you up for an adventure? 416 00:18:45,803 --> 00:18:47,137 Definitely. 417 00:18:47,138 --> 00:18:49,204 I was wondering when I was gonna break this armor in. 418 00:18:52,076 --> 00:18:54,210 And those who had redeemed themselves 419 00:18:54,211 --> 00:18:55,845 All got a second shot 420 00:18:55,846 --> 00:18:57,414 I got a line in the song. They fi... 421 00:18:57,415 --> 00:19:00,950 And two heroes got to hang up their swords 422 00:19:00,951 --> 00:19:04,354 To live life enjoying simple rewards 423 00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:07,056 Monk: And true evil disappeared 424 00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:09,859 Within a cloud of minor chords 425 00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:12,695 [Laughs evilly] 426 00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:24,106 I'm here to see the Del... The Dark Evil Lord. 427 00:19:26,344 --> 00:19:27,877 And he's been waiting for you. 428 00:19:27,878 --> 00:19:29,913 [Gasps] What is this? 429 00:19:29,914 --> 00:19:32,749 Does it hold the dark powers of the universe? 430 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:35,852 Oh, sorry, no. I can see why you thought that. 431 00:19:35,853 --> 00:19:37,487 No, he just thinks you need to accessorize. 432 00:19:37,488 --> 00:19:39,321 He's also a fashion consultant. 433 00:19:40,358 --> 00:19:43,126 Now come in, and he will begin your training 434 00:19:43,127 --> 00:19:48,365 to make you the most powerful force in the seven realms. 435 00:19:48,366 --> 00:19:52,035 Nothing will stop me now. 436 00:19:52,036 --> 00:19:55,271 [Thunder crashes] 437 00:19:55,272 --> 00:19:57,640 And now we're almost done 438 00:19:57,641 --> 00:19:59,509 Our tale completely spun 439 00:19:59,510 --> 00:20:02,779 As buffed and polished as a royal jewel 440 00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:04,647 There's not much left to tell 441 00:20:04,648 --> 00:20:06,383 And, hey, that's just as well 442 00:20:06,384 --> 00:20:09,486 Unless we get one more surprise renewal 443 00:20:09,487 --> 00:20:12,922 Now we'll probably have to go and get work 444 00:20:12,923 --> 00:20:16,426 On some cheap-ass cable network 445 00:20:16,427 --> 00:20:18,595 But the door is not quite shut 446 00:20:18,596 --> 00:20:20,430 So if we make the cut 447 00:20:20,431 --> 00:20:26,602 Here's what you'll see on "Galavant" 448 00:20:31,942 --> 00:20:33,643 Time to feed Tad Cooper. 449 00:20:33,644 --> 00:20:35,712 You know he only eats if you feed him. 450 00:20:35,713 --> 00:20:37,881 He's such a finicky little fellow. 451 00:20:37,882 --> 00:20:39,348 [Both chuckle] 452 00:20:41,552 --> 00:20:43,787 453 00:20:43,788 --> 00:20:47,157 [Sheep bleats] 454 00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:49,759 There we go. 455 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,594 [Whistles] 456 00:20:51,595 --> 00:20:53,296 Oh, Tad Cooper! 457 00:20:53,297 --> 00:20:55,365 Dinnertime! 458 00:20:55,366 --> 00:20:59,536 [Tad roars, fire crackles] 459 00:20:59,537 --> 00:21:01,603 I have a dragon. 460 00:21:01,604 --> 00:21:03,604 sync and correction by solfieri www.addic7ed.com 461 00:21:03,654 --> 00:21:08,204 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0